Read the Instructions

You put soap inside the dishwasher
Now the kitchen's wearing foam
Said the little picture fooled you
Said you'd never owned your own
I've been laughing for a minute
Now I need you on your knees

Read the instructions
They're right there on the box
Being cute won't dry the kitchen
Go and get yourself a mop

You were calling me from the market
Asking which one was the right one
I could hear you reading labels
I could hear you take your time
When you came back with the right stuff
I was halfway to a smile

Read the instructions
They're right there on the box
Being cute won't dry the kitchen
Go and get yourself a mop

I don't need you to know everything
I don't need a perfect man
Just a man who reads the bottle
Before asking where I am

Read the instructions
They're right there on the box
Being cute won't dry the kitchen
Go and get yourself a mop

Read the instructions
Then come kiss me when you're done