Trouble on the Weekends

I'm trouble on the weekends, baby, true

I'm a good man on a Tuesday
Pay the parking and I call my mom
I water all the plants on Wednesday
And on Thursday, bring your favorite song
Then the Friday lights start blinking
And my cousin pulls into the drive
And I tell you I'll be home by midnight
Baby, midnight is a state of mind

Mama said I'm like my daddy
And my daddy said the same
But I'm trying, girl, I'm trying
Just don't ask me Saturday

I'm trouble on the weekends, baby, true
But Monday through Thursday, I'm all yours
Friday, well, I'm working on it for you
I'm trouble on the weekends, baby, true

Trouble, trouble
(Weekends)
Trouble, trouble

Every Sunday I'm apologizing
Every Sunday you forgive me twice
You say, "Boy, you're gonna lose me"
And I say, "Baby, let me buy you rice"
Nah, I'm joking, I'm just joking
I know it ain't funny, not to you
So this Friday I'ma stay home
Watch a movie, maybe two

Mama said I'm like my daddy
And my daddy said the same
But I'm trying, girl, I'm trying
Just don't ask me Saturday

I'm trouble on the weekends, baby, true
But Monday through Thursday, I'm all yours
Friday, well, I'm working on it for you
I'm trouble on the weekends, baby, true

Put the keys in the drawer
Put the phone on the shelf
Tell my cousin I'm sick
Tell him go by himself
Put the keys in the drawer
Just this once for yourself

I'm trouble on the weekends, baby, true
But Monday through Thursday, I'm all yours
Friday, well, I'm working on it for you
I'm trouble on the weekends, baby, true

Trouble, trouble
(Weekends)
Trouble, trouble