Not Your Diary

I'm not your diary

You broke up with me but you call me every night
Telling me about the girl who didn't treat you right
Telling me your mom is being weird again
Telling me your roommate isn't really your friend
I'm supposed to be moving on, that's the plan
I'm supposed to be dating a nice new man
But I'm on the phone at two and my eyes are red
Listening to all the things you never said

You call it venting
I call it rent
Living in my head
Every cent

I'm not your diary
Stop writing all your problems on me
Stop calling me at two to cry
I'm not your diary

Not your diary
(Not your diary)
Close the book

Do you want my notes, do you want my advice
Do you want a therapist, 'cause I'm not one, twice
I don't get a thank you, I don't get a card
I just get your problems and a broken heart
Every time I hang up, I'm a little bit worse
Every time you call, it's the same old verse
Write it on a napkin, write it on a wall
Write it anywhere, just don't call

You call it venting
I call it rent
Living in my head
Every cent

I'm not your diary
Stop writing all your problems on me
Stop calling me at two to cry
I'm not your diary

Dear diary
He called again
Dear diary
I'm not your friend
Dear diary
The end

I'm not your diary
Stop writing all your problems on me
Stop calling me at two to cry
I'm not your diary

Not your diary
(Not your diary)
Close the book