Talking Way Too Long

Somebody pull the plug on him

Man, he at the party with the mic and a speech
Talking 'bout his car and his condo and the beach
Everybody bored, everybody on they phone
Grandma in the corner, she been trying to go home
Birthday for his girl but he making it his show
Singing to himself, and his girl's like, "No"
Cake getting warm and the candles melting down
He still on the story 'bout the time he came to town

DJ, you hear him
DJ, you know
DJ, cut the music
Yeah, you know how it go

Somebody pull the plug on him (pull it!)
He been talking way too long
Somebody pull the plug on him (pull it!)
Birthday girl pulled the cable

Pull it! (pull it!)
Unplug it! (unplug it!)

Mic go dead in the middle of "My boat"
She holding up the cord like a prize with a note
Whole room screaming, Grandma finally woke
Then she grabs his hand and says, "Now dance, it's my toast"
He can't dance, man, he stepping on her shoes
Uncle in the middle doing something with his knees
But he laughing now, first time all night
Put the mic down, holding her tight

DJ, you hear her
DJ, you know
DJ, run it back
Yeah, you know how it go

Somebody pull the plug on him (pull it!)
He been talking way too long
Somebody pull the plug on him (pull it!)
Birthday girl pulled the cable

When I say pull, you say plug
Pull (plug)
When I say party, you say up
Party (up)

Somebody pulled the plug (pulled it!)
Now he dancing all night long
Somebody pulled the plug (pulled it!)
Best birthday gift, the silence

Pull it!