Thought I Was Finished

Plot twist
I'm back

Everybody saying that the old man's done
Put a rocking chair up on the porch in the sun
Kids on the internet asking, "Who is he?"
Grandma in the comments like, "That's my baby"
Went to the store and the cashier asked for ID
I said, "Look it up, you'll find the old me"
Came in with a cane, but the cane is a mic
Took off the glasses and I'm ready to fight

They wrote the ending
They wrote "retired"
Well, surprise, it's me

Plot twist, I'm back (I'm back)
Thought I was finished, well, look at that
Pulled up in the old hat
Plot twist, I'm back

Plot twist (didn't see it coming)

Folding chairs in the school gym
Parents with their phones held high
Principal on the mic says, "Give it up for Kyle"
And a nine-year-old walks out in my old tour jacket
He grabs the mic like I taught him on the porch
Then points at the curtain and says, "Hit it, Grandpa"
I'm the hype man now, I'm standing at the back
Throwing ad-libs for the headliner in the Velcro sneakers

They wrote the ending
They wrote "retired"
Well, surprise, it's him

Plot twist, I'm back (I'm back)
Thought I was finished, well, look at that
Pulled up in the old hat
Plot twist, I'm back

Wait (what)
It's the kid? (yep)
Grandpa's backing vocals? (yep)
Plot twist

Plot twist, we're back (we're back)
Thought I was finished, well, look at that
Passed the kid the old hat
Plot twist, we're back

Plot twist