Don't Flatter Yourself

Don't flatter yourself

You sent a drink over, that's sweet
I said "thanks," I didn't say "meet"
Now you're walking over with a grin
Telling your friends that you're in
Took a picture with you for your cousin
Now you're posting it like we're something
Babe, I smile at the mailman too
He doesn't think that he's getting through

You think that I'm into you
'Cause I laughed at your joke
Honey, I laugh at everything
I'm polite, don't choke

Don't flatter yourself twice

I'm just being nice
Yeah, I looked at you once
Don't flatter yourself twice

I'm just being nice
Go and flatter my cousin
She'll say yes twice

Nice, nice

Now you're sliding in my messages at two
Saying "Hey, I know you felt it too"
Felt what, the AC in the club?
The bass, the heat, the crowd, the rub?
I look good in everything
Doesn't mean I'm wearing it for you
I say goodnight to the bouncer too
And he knows what that's worth

You think that I'm into you
'Cause I laughed at your joke
Honey, I laugh at everything
I'm polite, don't choke

Don't flatter yourself
Don't flatter yourself twice

I'm just being nice

Yeah, I looked at you once
Don't flatter yourself twice

But hold on, don't look so blue
My cousin Tasha thinks you're cute
She's by the bar in the yellow dress
Go and tell her the truth

Don't flatter yourself twice

I'm just being nice

Go and flatter my cousin
She'll say yes twice

Nice, nice

I'm just being nice
Yeah, I looked at you once

Nice, nice

I'm just being nice
Yeah, I looked at you once

I'm just being nice

Nice, nice